You've gotta love flatty pipes, man. No mussing or rocking about with them!
The little knubs on the end make it really comfortable to hold and it's ambidextrous choke makes it easy for righties • and • lefties.
Also, you've got yourself a built-in screen (what?!) and a glass colour that will deny any inner-resin from showing through! Can you say "perma-clean pipe"?
That's the good stuff, boyo!